I’m screaming cus look how fucking cute I looked with that hair and then that fucking hair stylist cut off all my bangs for no reason and now I’ll never be pretty again

I’m screaming cus look how fucking cute I looked with that hair and then that fucking hair stylist cut off all my bangs for no reason and now I’ll never be pretty again

I’m going to lift tonight for the first time in like 42 years.  I’m leaving all my belongings to the umbc cats

LITERALLY

LITERALLY

antiteen:

friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

jonasbrothers:

when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to

swagdeddy:

thedogwalker:

acoustickub:

attackonpenis:

omfg zoe

Everytime.

EVERYtime. 

but honestly this is so accurate. and also its scary that Nan looks like Audino

gender??? In THIS economy?!